Remember the people you used to be
me: this book brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow
me: here read it
rainbowznstuff:

intergaylactic:

freakbast:

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.
so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.
it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.
without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.
he spent $34

hes the guy we learn about in math

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

rainbowznstuff:

intergaylactic:

freakbast:

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.

without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.

he spent $34

hes the guy we learn about in math

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

adamthealien:


Molly Ringwald was supposed to dance alone but she was too embarrassed so John Hughes made everybody dance.

And thank God he did, or we wouldn’t have one of the most iconic sequences of the 80’s and cinema as a whole.

adamthealien:

Molly Ringwald was supposed to dance alone but she was too embarrassed so John Hughes made everybody dance.

And thank God he did, or we wouldn’t have one of the most iconic sequences of the 80’s and cinema as a whole.

The People That Born Between 1994 And 1999 Are Awesome Because…

marlicouriersix:

swing-in-the-sky:

demi-naynay-gomez:

thebeablefish:

maryyulz:

We already lived in two different millenniums

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We already lived in two different ages

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We already lived in 3 different decades

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We already passed through: 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11

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And we passed through: 12/12/12

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We watched the “End of the World”

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And all that before turning 18!

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you made my life sound so exciting

And we spent most of it on the internet

Yep

fvesauce:

trapezelove:

4 guys from school do the Mean Girls dance.

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT

itslovemydearsherlock:

awhovianshaven:

disneybakerdcp:

pitchblack-youcant-kill-fear:

quimbycub:

askpablez94:

sexykangaya:

WHAT THE FUCK

she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER

That escalated quickly.

At first I was like: Oh. Okay, look… sexy ladies.

*scrolls*

But then I was like: Oh. Oh my.

if you’re a female and this scenario doesn’t cross your mind at least once every summer, you must be either under the age of like 12 or older than 50

My roommate said “WHAT COUNTRY IS THAT COMMERCIAL FROM” and my other two roommates just said “Probably Australia” in unison

This actually has been one of my irrational fears… 

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

motherfuckingsantamaster:

if you ever doubt the power of music

just remember that the entire fucking United States has discontinued the phone number 867-5309 

kingofwing:

I just realised that Legolas is older than his own father. 

kingofwing:

I just realised that Legolas is older than his own father. 

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

gimmehappyeverafter:

girlscanlikerobots:

typette:

rise-like-a-sparrow:

hannadear:

justaliceoflegend:

skarlettfever:

“Five cute boys, stuck in a van with nothing much to do, decide to reenact The Book of Mormon’s opening number, because why not? Says a commenter on Towleroad: “The line between Mormon missionaries, chorus boys, and gay porn is so thin sometimes…”

BROOK I FOUND YOU A THING

I’m in love with the 14-17 year old in the front to the left. And I feel very wrong about that.

I’m proud of the kiddo who held out that note. I think he’s proud of himself too. Anyway, this is fantastic!

HAHAHHA elder cunningham holy jesus I’m crying

God I hope they’re legal

still my favorite post

favabean05:

hacheload:

cronusempire:

steven-moffat:

grim-bark-tier:

lordwhat:

There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

Well hello there satan

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NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. 

I would watch the fuck out of that.