Remember all the people you used to be

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

succeeding:

when it’s raining outside and you want to wear your new shoes

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

thedovetailinginterests:

This is important.

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

desert-neon:

bumblegabe:

Help me prove a point

I have never reblogged anything faster.

hunter-doctors-in-221b:

copperbooms:

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

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bizarrest:

I imagine potential scenarios of tomorrow’s events before i fall asleep

just-troylerthings:

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

getsby:

"ur bra strap is showing" u say

children begin to scream

tears r streaming down my face

my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats

no one can ever kno i wear a bra

sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

college: what are you good at?
me: procrastination