what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets
Cats have not and will not be domesticated.
It’s that time of the year again…
Your pick up line is bad and you should feel bad
Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]
When he says “really” ;’)
Never leave this un-reblogged
What a dear human being he is.
Puts on suit and Google some fanfiction
DO NOT READ GAME OF THRONES
or 50 shades of gray
I wonder what would happen is you read “Everybody Poops”?
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:”
sexy inexplicable melancholy
I think the time is ripe to reblog this.
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
I laughed too loudly at this